CD Ware Multimedia 1994 November/Cd Ware (Nro. 2) - Epimundo.iso/DOS/CM/RANDO101.ZIP/ORIGIN.LST

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It won't work.
Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.
Happiness is a BIG hard drive!
Xerox...all they ever do is copy.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
When all else fails, follow instructions.
When all else fails, read the manual.
Windws is ine for bckgroun comunicaions
You're throwing it all out the Windows!
External Storage - Wastebasket.
Why does bread always fall butter side down?
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
Unwritten laws can not be erased.
The real world is a special case.
Expert - anyone from out of town.
Tell a child he got 1 right, not 99 wrong.
Idleness is the holiday of fools.
Laetrile is the pits.
Lose weight - eat stuff you hate.
Have you crashed your Windows today?
A friend in need is a pain in the ass.
The population is growing.
If nobody uses it, there's a reason.
Laughter lubes lifes engine.
Sudden prayers make God jump.
Behind every successful woman - herself.
If it looks tough, it's impossible.
Too busy to laugh?  Then you are too busy.
If you want your name spelt wrong, die.
If nobody measures up, check your yardstick.
Windows: A View to be Killed.
The other line moves faster.
When in doubt, mumble.
Dyslexia rules KO.
I love running Windows! NOT!
Windows = Turn a 386/25 into a 4.77 Mhz XT
Three can keep a secret, if two are dead.
Negative slack tends to increase.
Individualists unite!
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac,
Old age = you + 20 years.
If it is to be, it is up to me.
Amnesia rules - O
To do is to be.
To be is to do.
Windows 3.0 - A great $89 Solitaire Game!
Don't ask me; I was hired for my looks.
Windows?  WINDOWS? Hahahahahehehehehohohoho
Windows?  WINDOWS?!?  Hahahehehehehohoho...
Windows: The CP/M of the future!
Celibacy is NOT hereditary.
Speed Kills - Use Windows!
Alas poor kiroY, I knew him backwards.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Windows is a pane
Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
Happiness is wanting what you have.
Make Windows faster?  Throw it harder!
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
There's always one more bug.
Have you tried on your smile today?
The cycle will repeat itself.
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.
Loan someone a sympathetic ear.
Windows is great if you can make it work.
All general statements are false.
Windows: The Gates of hell.
Lord give me patience......But Hurry!
Windows Error: 002 No error . . . yet.
Windows Error: 002 No error . . . yet.
Take an astronaut to launch.
The more you say, the less people remember.
A father is a banker provided by nature.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
OS/2 2.1: the best Windows tip around!
The greatest ability is dependability.
Windows: Your brain on drugs.
That does not compute.
Air conditioned: Do not open Windows.
Postmen never die, they just lose their zip.
A good memory does not equal pale ink.
OS/2: Windows done RIGHT!
I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.
Friction is a drag.
Take it from me - he's got the goods.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
Respect must be earned, not commanded.
Familiarity breeds.
Chicken - the egg's way of making more eggs.
How you look depends on where you go.
There's a sucker born every minute.
Windows NT?  New Technology?  I doubt it.
Love is a matter of chemistry.
He who hesitates is last.
The best prophet of the future is the past.
Well done is better then well said.
Windows NT?  New Technology?  Naaaaaaaaa..
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.
Dyslexics of the world untie !
Arsonists of the world, ignite!
If you leave the room, you're elected.
Wanna do something big?  Pick up a boulder.
Success isn't how far you got.
Bugs come in through open Windows.
There are truths which can kill a nation.
Mad at your neighbor?  Buy his kid a drum!
Drilling for oil is boring.
Can't underestimate the power of fear.
Windows: training wheels for OS/2
A penny saved is ridiculous.
A man's house is his hassle.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
May all your wishes be granted.
If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
Double your drive space! Delete Windows!
Why stop now, just when I'm hating it?
Anarchy, No rules - OK?
Friends don't let friends use Windows.
A stitch in time saves nine.
She's a bird in a gilded cage.
May you live in interesting times.
Lawyers work in their briefs.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
A seven day honeymoon makes one weak.
OS/2 2.1: Taking the wind out of Windows.
Windows = Training wheels for OS/2!
Jesus Saves - not on my salary he doesn't.
Knowledge is knowing that you don't know.
Conversation enriches the understanding,
To be or not to be - Shakespeare
Reduce your i.o.u. to i.r.s with an i.r.a.
OS/2 2.1 - the best Windows tip around!
Silence cannot be misquoted.
Every solution breeds new problems.
I ain't broke, but I'm badly bent.
What's worth doing is worth doing for money.
If you want to cheer up, cheer up someone.
It's easier to do good then be good.
!retupmoc siht edisni deppart ma I !pleH
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Don't get mad, get even.
Windows NT: From the makers of EDLIN!
Windows NT: From the makers of Windows 3.0!
Biology grows on you.
If it works, Don't fix it.
When talking nonsense try not to be serious.
Walk through doors, crawl through Windows.
OS/2: Windex for Windows
Experiments should be reproducable,
Pop up, push down, Byte, Byte, Byte!
One man's Windows are another man's walls.
Winners never quit and quitters never win.
Raise ducks for a quack profit.
Old frogs never die...but they do croak.
Design flaws travel in groups.
Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
Swallow your pride, it is non-fattening.
A man's best friend is his dogma.
Draw your salary before spending it.
Leakproof seals ... don't.
OS/2 2.1 - It's curtains for Windows!
Cutting remarks don't cut any ice.
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
Constipation is the thief of time.
Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
The biggest mistake that you can make
If it looks easy, it's tough...
Programmers get overlaid!
If you wait, it will go away.
Variables won't; constants aren't.
Don't drink water, fish breed in it.
Windows: From the EDLIN company.
Always remove the last screw first.
Without fools there would be no wisdom.
To every exception there is a rule.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Unknown: soon to be grunged, somewhere.
Things work better if you plug them in.
If at first you don't succeed, give up.
The telephone will ring when you are outside
What's tennis without a racket?
OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass.
The only rose without thorns is friendship.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot.
The rooster may crow, but the hen delivers.
Windows?  Homey don't play that!